have you ever tried hanging out with dora? i tried, and my IQ decreased by 50.
when we first met, she asked for my name Zuli she asked how old i am 18 and she said ooo, that's big!! i smiled wryly.
anyway, boots * i guess he is dora's bestmonkeyfriend or something* wanted to listen to a story so dora told me to pick out the big red book which was in her backpack. however, to get access to her bag you needed to call for it. sheesh.
dora told me say backpack and i did backpack dora insisted louder i tried to be nice and did what was told BAGPACK!!
dora, boots and backpack thought i was dumb and needed help in picking out the big red book. Guess what? im not dumb. i know a big red book when i see one. thereafter, dora read a story about chickens or something like that, i wasnt really interested and besides the story was in spanish. blablabla~ was watching my nails grow while boots paid utmost attention to dora's chicken story.
we didnt have any plans so boots, being the monkey he was *literally suggested that we visit the BIG RED CHICKEN who lived on the BIG RED HILL. i was fine with that but we didnt know how to get there. no bus, no train so we had to walk.
dora said that we could use her map to find the BIG RED HILL- but i had to call for the map. i was like huh? you mean the directory?
she shook her head and exclaimed say map!! i hesitated and uttered map...? dora persuaded louder!! map! boots rubbed in say it louder!! i gored MAAAAPPP!!
and it popped out. gosh, i thought map looked like some kinda skinny gay who just removed his braces. anyhoo, we consulted map and he told us the way.
"get over the bridge, pass the blue fence and you'll reach the big red hill."
i just couldnt understand why dora and boots needed to continuosly chant what map said. i did nothing and just followed~ but the singing part was fun. i sorta knew the words and sang along.
come on barimos!! everybody lets' GO. come on lets get going, i know that we can do it! where are we going?! BIG RED HILL where are we going?! BIG RED HILL where are we going?! BIG RED HILL BIG-RED-HILL
and for some unknown reason, i giggled and laughed along with them after we were done singing. darn i felt gay.
we were walking and walking and finally i found the bridge. dora and boots had uncorrected vision or something so i had to show them where the brigde exactly was. *it wasnt exactly out of sight, i guess i was the only smart one who knew what a bridge looked like*
when we were about to cross the bridge, dora noticed that there were gaps in between. some gaps were &%^$ (some spanish word which means small) while others were grande (big). they seeked help from a spanish-speaking bird to get planks to close the gap. ouhgawd!
they managed to get across but i pangseh-ed them and went to meet yan to pass her the sunflower. happy 19th birthday yan!!
i got to know from sis that dora and boots did manage to meet the BIG RED CHICKEN on the BIG RED HILL. but they got swiped by swipper the fox before they get through the fence. i was quite suprised that both of them were smart enough to figure out which key to use to unlock the gate.
sheesh~ i shall meet them again tomorrow to congratulate their undying effort- if im awake tmr afternoon...
